29. July 2010 by admin.

I ordered a new notebook on tuesday and it’s still not here. Fucking idiots!

In the meantime i’ll just watch a few videos with Yolandi Vi$$er in them while listening to Amon Amarth

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22. July 2010 by admin.

How dumb can you be. You insult and threaten people. You cry like a girl, you get your dad involved and now you want to cry wolf.

Now people want to blame the internet. It’s not the internets fault that your 11 year old daughter had unrestricted access to the internet. The internet didn’t make your daughter say the things she did. Bad parenting made her say those things. Bad parenting allowed her to do what she wants in an unprotected environment.

Dont ban websites because bad things happen there. Ban the internet and you should ban cars and schools too.

Make sure you supervise your children when they go online. Be a good parent. Listen to your kids once in a while and for the love of sex dont let them have any social networking page untill they are 16.

Now run along post some boobs

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21. July 2010 by admin.

‘Celebrities’…So full of shit and now we have ‘anti-celebs’.

And we can blame it all on Perez Hilton. Who the fuck is this guy/girl? Some fat dweeb writes a bunch of shit about ‘real’ celebrities and suddenly people give a crap what this guy thinks? Has the world gone mad?

Unfortunately it doesn’t stop  there, others seem to be coming out of the woodwork. The internet is filled with assholes that have something to say and equally it’s filled with people who want to listen. The problem starts when those people turn into assholes and believes the shit their new gods have to say. Instead of the internet being about freedom of speech and access to information it has become the biggest gathering of religious orders under one roof. Users believe the hype, they soak up the spin and they love carnage that follows.

Hopefully readers of this esteemed blog don’t end up like that. My one true hope is that you leave here, join some anti-celeb on twitter or facebook and say, ‘Fuck you asshole!’.

Fuck it, join CNN and tell them to fuck themselves. Tell them you’re tired of their bullshit. Tell them to make dope legal. Tell your government to stop ruling you and start doing what you want them to do. Go now and FUCKING THINK FOR YOURSELF!.

Wayne

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14. July 2010 by admin.

I hate metrorail. I dont even use them and i hate their guts.

My wife uses the train every day and on 3 days out of 5 metrofail fucks up. Trains are always late, early or cancelled. Some morning my wife has to satnd at the station for 40 minutes bfore a train comes along, then that train is so full she cant get on it.

I say fuck metrorail. If you’re reading this join our facebook group and let them know how you feel!

Wayne

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14. July 2010 by admin.

In February 2009 I attended Ramfest. One of the bands i really wanted to see live was Vokofpolisiekar. I made my way to the main stage. I could hear some rap group playing and i was like ‘WTF?’. I get down there and these guys(and a pretty hot girl) turn out to be white. Next thing i know vokof are walking onto the stage and one of the most awesome songs I ever heard starts playing…DOOSDRONK. The band finishes and vokof starts their set(which rocked out with it’s cock out).

On monday i return to normal life as prescribed by the church of idiots and i’m ranting about this band i saw on saturday night, i had no idea who they were. After a quick search the name Die Antwoord comes up…i literally found the answer. I joined them on that evil social networking site called facebook and pretty soon i fugured out that Die Antwoord is also Max Normal..pretty cool i think. I ask them where i can buy the Doosdronk track. They inform me i can download it for free.

After a while i shared it with my good friend Simone, she DJ’s at Gandalfs on saturdays. She loved the song and started playing it. I’ll never forget those early days. Everyone staring around with shock on their faces. Hardly anyone knows what it is. Soon people figure out the song is cool and start asking who it is, i tell them, ‘Die Antwoord’. They dont beleive me, soon they will.

Now every other dick likes Die Antwoord and they all think they have the answer but they really dont. All they got is a band/group from SA that made a few catchy tunes and now everyone pretends to love them. It makes me sick. I loved Die Antwoord from just about the first time i saw them. Finally there was a band that did something different, a band that stood out from the rest…and they made rap music. THE HORROR!

Anyway, I guess you want me to make a point now. Sorry to let you down but i dont have one. I just wanted to comment on how suddenly you see ‘ZEF’ everywhere.

You just wasted your time reding this.

Wayne

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11. November 2008 by admin.

I was going to say that its almost that time of the year again where everyone looses half of the brain capacity and all their sanity but I guess its too late for that now. It already is that time of the year…

Anyway, whats everyone going to get up to for the end-of-year celebrations? Is there even anything to celebrate?

Wayne

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18. September 2008 by admin.

While on a popular forum i came across a discussion regarding child porn and nudist sites. it seems that ‘Nudist’ sites can post images of minors in the nude as long as they are not being exploited or hurt.

Apparently its OK to do this because the pictures were taken in the interest of the ‘nudist lifestyle’. I say it fucking bullshit. This is nothing more than legalising child pornography which is no better that RAPE.

I’ve found a site that contains images of children and i reported it to the Film and Publications board of South Africa. I suggest that if you find sites containing images/stories/content of any kind depicting the exploitation  of minors, you report it to your local authority. Usually you can search ‘report child porn in country X’ on google/yahoo and you should be able to find a link.

Thanks for your help in this regard,

Wayne

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